English Cream Dachshund
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
me around small children
Just in case
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought
WHEN U DONT TALK TO SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME AND YOU FINALLY DO AND UR SMILING AND GIGGLING NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY BECAUSE U LOVE THEM SO MUCH
You’re my favorite person on this whole planet
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
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